A little humor for your Friday morning, wouldn’t want anyone to strain themselves with a thoughtful post after consuming mass quantities of stuff on Thanksgiving.

I know these are Soth’s favorites, so enjoy a couple of seasonal searches.

Let’s add some punctuation here…

Wow! Who wants cranberry chutney?

And now we can answer this query:

Not me. Get that disgusting crap away from me.

And they make it look so easy in the game… just get some berries and some honey. Stand at a fire and make repetitive motions with your hands for 2 seconds.

Voila!

Cranberry Chutney.

They LIE!!!

A random google search for cranberry chutney searches shows that people put celery in that shit.

Where in WoW can I buy celery?

Another one adds raisins and onions!

And allspice. Is that like the Allspark? Is there more than meets the eye on the spice rack?

The only thing that goes with cranberries is vodka. In a glass. Maybe with a lime…

/me runs to kitchen

It appears I am all out of limes, cranberry juice and vodka.

/sigh

Hmmm…

Looking for instructions?

Try here: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=3932149

Per Urban Dictionary, “turkey fucking isn’t defined yet.”

Well, sounds like someone needs to get on that.

For a warm, fuzzy feeling, try this one: http://thisfuckingwar.blogspot.com/2009/11/soldiers-in-afghanistan-enjoy-turkeys.html

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Hope everyone had a safe and happy Thanksgiving!

(Preferably with no turkey fucking… I mean, how would you even get consent from the bird? Goes back to “kinky is using the feathers, perverted is using the whole damn bird.”)