Noobcake? Moi?

Apparently greeding on BoE greens in a heroic is a sign of being a noobcake.

I was informed of this by some random holy pally last night.

Never mind the fact that it’s an add on I use so I don’t even have to see the stupid pop up.

Or the fact that I’m a 460 enchanter. (So you know, the whole reason why he can even click DE in the first place is most likely because I’m there.)

After informing him of these facts the rest of the party told him he was the noobcake. He didn’t seem to be too impressed with our diagnosis and he left.

Oh well, instance was already done.

Now I want to know, what flavor noobcake am I?

Yeah so

short post because I am tired as fuck.

Letting me and koala run rampant for a weekend in the same town may not have been a good idea. It was so not good, it was wonderful. There will be pictures at some point, I may have to *shudder* join FaceBook to post them.

So here’s a random screenshot of a Heroic Magister’s Terrace run so I can say I posted *something*.

Yes, I am that douchebag

But I’m that douchebag with the best guildies.

Ran a 25 VoA with mostly guildmates and a smattering of PuGs.

Nothing unusual there.

Until…

Reins of the Black War Mammoth dropped.

Cue the music

Something triumphant, yet not too pretentious.

But something on a reasonably grand scale.

I mean, she was a very large dragon, her demise should be marked with something to match her monumental scale.

That’s right.

Ladies and gentlemen…

Drum roll please…

Bah

Why are we running 25s again?

The Citadel falls before us every week without much effort at all.

We can even carry a few people through the Citadel and not break any backs.

Enter the Plagueworks…

There is a line between raiders.

So much /squeee

First, a lesson learned.

If you are looking for a way to substantially increase the amount of spam your blog receives, I recommend using the word “teeth” in a blog title. It’s absolutely amazing the number of dental products you will receive links to. Mind boggling number of links.

But I digress.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled /squeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Cutting my Teeth

Well this was an exciting weekend, especially considering the ratio of time I spent in game to the amount of “AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH” that was had.

…

First up, on this episode of Pimp My Priest, we take Selwyn, a scrubby holy priest in blues and greens from a rather lackluster 1200 spell power to a healing hunk of belf.

And the fields…

of Halaa will run red with blood.

Lyss finally caved to peer pressure and transferred her Alliance druid over to Drak’Tharon.

But she didn’t do the faction transfer!

So a bunch of us met up on Halaa and proceed to slaughter her.

Over 170 times.

Warm Fuzzies

As you may or may not be aware, I’ve been working on getting a priest up to level 80.

He started as a completely hidden character, I wanted no one to know about him so I could hide and learn how to heal in obscurity.

That didn’t last too long.

I had posted about some of my first attempts at pugging on my priest back in the day before the spiffy new LFD tool. I can’t recall if clams stacked back then. There was definitely uphill walking in the snow, though.

Oops, did we do that?

Yes, the theme this week is short posts.

And I have over 50 things to read in my feeder.

Sorry.

Anyway, put together a 10-man VoA.