Darkstar has been pulling some all nighters to get us back up and running. Here is the current list from Zomghealz, taken straight from the WoW forum, including the April Fool’s Day silliness from Blizzard:
As he walked towards the market eating the exotic fruit, his mind tarried on the Undead in his dreams.
“v01.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he concluded, cast to the wastes of Coilfang.
Summoning all of his courage, Zomghealz roared, “v02.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he declared, as he pondered the ridiculous possibility of adding another pizza for just 25 copper more.
“v03.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he remarked, his leather corset beginning to chafe uncomfortably.
“v04.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he said, brushing back a lock of silvery hair.
“v05.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he concluded, cast to the wastes of Coilfang.
“v06.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he declared, as he pondered the ridiculous possibility of adding another pizza for just 25 copper more.
“v07.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he stated, as he liberally applied his custom fragrance, which was made with bits of real nightsaber.
“v08.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he stated, as he liberally applied his custom fragrance, which was made with bits of real nightsaber.
“v10.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he declared, as he pondered the ridiculous possibility of adding another pizza for just 25 copper more.
“v11.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he uttered, finding only one word to sum up his feelings: SCRUMTRILESCENT.
“v12.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he said to no one in particular.
“v13.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he stated, as he liberally applied his custom fragrance, which was made with bits of real nightsaber.
“v14.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he remarked, his leather corset beginning to chafe uncomfortably.
“v15.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he said, putting on his robe and wizard’s hat.
“v16.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he said whimsically to his favored blunt weapon, Stumpy.
“v17.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he declared, as he pondered the ridiculous possibility of adding another pizza for just 25 copper more.
“v18.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he said to no one in particular.
“v19.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he remarked, his leather corset beginning to chafe uncomfortably.
“v20.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he said whimsically to his savory morsel.
“v21.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he said whimsically to his favored blunt weapon, Stumpy.
he forced himself to continue. “v22.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he remarked, his leather corset beginning to chafe uncomfortably.
“v23.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he uttered, finding only one word to sum up his feelings: SCRUMTRILESCENT.
A single tear rolled down Zomghealz’s face as he mournfully intoned, “v24.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he remarked, his leather corset beginning to chafe uncomfortably.
“v25.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he uttered, finding only one word to sum up his feelings: SCRUMTRILESCENT.
“v26.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he said, putting on his robe and wizard’s hat.
“v27.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he declared, as he pondered the ridiculous possibility of adding another pizza for just 25 copper more.
“v28.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he said, putting on his robe and wizard’s hat.
he forced himself to continue. “v30.DARKSTARLLC.COM – noggenfoggered”, he declared, as he pondered the ridiculous possibility of adding another pizza for just 25 copper more.
he forced himself to continue. “v31.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he said, putting on his robe and wizard’s hat.
An uncomfortable tingle rand up and down Zomghealz’s spine. “v32.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he remarked, his leather corset beginning to chafe uncomfortably.
“v33.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he said whimsically to his stuffed bear, Colin.
“v34.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he said, brushing back a lock of silvery hair.
“v35.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he concluded, cast to the wastes of Coilfang.
“v36.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he uttered, finding only one word to sum up his feelings: SCRUMTRILESCENT.
“v37.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he said whimsically to his britches.
“v38.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he remarked, his leather corset beginning to chafe uncomfortably.
“v39.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he uttered, finding only one word to sum up his feelings: SCRUMTRILESCENT.
“v40.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he said whimsically to his wand.
“v41.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he stated, as he liberally applied his custom fragrance, which was made with bits of real nightsaber.
“v42.DARKSTARLLC.COM – scripts still running”, he said to no one in particular.
“v43.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he declared, as he pondered the ridiculous possibility of adding another pizza for just 25 copper more.
Summoning all of his courage, Zomghealz roared, “v44.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he uttered, finding only one word to sum up his feelings: SCRUMTRILESCENT.
“v45.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he said whimsically to his savory morsel.
“v46.DARKSTARLLC.COM – noggenfoggered”, he said, putting on his robe and wizard’s hat.
“v47.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he said, brushing back a lock of silvery hair.
“v48.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he declared, as he pondered the ridiculous possibility of adding another pizza for just 25 copper more.
Summoning all of his courage, Zomghealz roared, “v49.DARKSTARLLC.COM – scripts still running”, he declared, as he pondered the ridiculous possibility of adding another pizza for just 25 copper more.
“v50.DARKSTARLLC.COM – noggenfoggered”, he said whimsically to his britches.
“v51.DARKSTARLLC.COM – scripts still running”, he concluded, cast to the wastes of Coilfang.
Zomghealz loosened his blade in its scabbard. “v52.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he said to no one in particular.
“v53.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he concluded, cast to the wastes of Coilfang.
his broad shoulders slumping, Zomghealz sighed. “v54.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he said, brushing back a lock of silvery hair.
“v55.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he stated, as he liberally applied his custom fragrance, which was made with bits of real nightsaber.
“v56.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he said, brushing back a lock of silvery hair.
“v57.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he said, putting on his robe and wizard’s hat.
“v59.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he said whimsically to his his feline companion, Mr. Fiddlebritches.
his broad shoulders slumping, Zomghealz sighed. “v60.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he said whimsically to his britches.
“v61.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he remarked, his leather corset beginning to chafe uncomfortably.
he forced himself to continue. “v62.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he said whimsically to his favored blunt weapon, Stumpy.
“v63.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he said, brushing back a lock of silvery hair.
“v64.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he said whimsically to his stuffed bear, Colin.
“v65.DARKSTARLLC.COM – noggenfoggered”, he declared, as he pondered the ridiculous possibility of adding another pizza for just 25 copper more.
“v66.DARKSTARLLC.COM – scripts still running”, he concluded, cast to the wastes of Coilfang.
“v67.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he said whimsically to his his feline companion, Mr. Fiddlebritches.
his broad shoulders slumping, Zomghealz sighed. “v68.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he declared, as he pondered the ridiculous possibility of adding another pizza for just 25 copper more.
“v69.DARKSTARLLC.COM – done”, he stated, as he liberally applied his custom fragrance, which was made with bits of real nightsaber.
“Who should need to submit a ticket:”, he stated, as he liberally applied his custom fragrance, which was made with bits of real nightsaber.
“If you’re on a node that had a little too much noggenfogger elixir”, he said, putting on his robe and wizard’s hat.
“If you’re the account holder on a node that is ‘done’ and you’re unable to log onto my.darkstarllc.com”, he said, brushing back a lock of silvery hair.
“”, he said whimsically to his savory morsel.
Mopping the dew from his moist visage, he looked to the sky and waved his wand.
I vote we keep the forums like this. All the QQ posts are now fucking hilarious. And I would like to add another pizza for 25 copper more.
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