Player1, just come out of a bad PuG: man, that guy was a doush
Player2: that’s douche
Me: lol, getting schooled on feminine hygiene products
The conversation quickly moved on but I was left with a thought, “Hmmmm…. Player2 is on the young side. Was he saying ‘what’ because he didn’t understand what I meant by ‘schooled’ or is it possible that he doesn’t know what we’re talking about?”
/w Player2: So I have to ask since you seem a little confused, do you even know what a douche is?
/w to me: I know the connotation but I’ve never looked it up in a dictionary
At this point I’m lost as to what to say. I’m sure he knows about the basic theories behind the birds and the bees and the necessary biological features required. But it’s not like he probably ever saw a Summer’s Eve commercial with his mom in the same room. Not like you would know what was going on from one of those commercials anyway. It’s a walk on the beach? What?
/w to me: lol, I just looked it up
/w Player2: and now you know
Remember kids, knowing is half the battle!
(No clue who to credit for this gem of a pie chart, found it on a random forum.)