Guild chat:
Player1, just come out of a bad PuG: man, that guy was a doush
Player2: that’s douche
Me: lol, getting schooled on feminine hygiene products
Player2: What?
The conversation quickly moved on but I was left with a thought, “Hmmmm…. Player2 is on the young side. Was he saying ‘what’ because he didn’t understand what I meant by ‘schooled’ or is it possible that he doesn’t know what we’re talking about?”
/w Player2: So I have to ask since you seem a little confused, do you even know what a douche is?
/w to me: I know the connotation but I’ve never looked it up in a dictionary
At this point I’m lost as to what to say. I’m sure he knows about the basic theories behind the birds and the bees and the necessary biological features required. But it’s not like he probably ever saw a Summer’s Eve commercial with his mom in the same room. Not like you would know what was going on from one of those commercials anyway. It’s a walk on the beach? What?
/w to me: lol, I just looked it up
/w Player2: and now you know
Remember kids, knowing is half the battle!
(No clue who to credit for this gem of a pie chart, found it on a random forum.)
clearcasting 
lol, hilarious, I just looked it up too. Just kidding.
So, quick story for you Arioch, and everyone who reads her.
I am at home and don’t have this site bookmarked so I go to google and type in Arioch.
Check this action out
http://arioch.cult.despayre.org/
That is what I find.
I should have just gone to my page and used the hyperlink.
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Douche is one of the terms I use most often for…well….douches :)
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Oh, sorry for spam, but when I was a kid, Doosh was a sound I made for one of my GI Joes hitting the other with a punch. Then my mom told me to stop saying it. I didnt know why at the time.
Me: “Doosh…doosh…doosh….Im gonna get you cobra…doosh doosh.
Mom: “Would you please stop saying that, I dont like that word.”
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@Darraxus- That my friend is hilarious.
Actually I learned all about douches when I was 16 working at Walgreens, and I had to Stock them. I also know quite a bit about the other feminine products. A little too much for my liking.
It’s like working on a potato farm, takes all the magic out of potato chips.
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Douche is French for shower.
Don’t call people showers.
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you guys are funny.
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I have an unrelated question.
What’s with the almost-but-not-quite identical Arcane specs Ari?
Yes, yes I was stalking your armory. That’s what you get for being famous.
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Gah, my first armory stalker!
OK, I had an arcane raiding spec and an arcane PvP spec.
Then fire got to be uber cool and I crumbled to peer pressure and tried fire. But I didn’t want to lose my arcane PvE spec. So my PvP spec got switched to fire.
Then when they fixed arcane, I immediately overwrote the fire spec with the new raiding arcane spec.
And I’ve been too lazy to go back and tidy up the other one for PvP. Mostly because I’m undecided on if I really want a PvP spec or something designed more for heroics, which I still end up running a ton of.
So I really have a reason for it – I’m lazy.
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Darraxus-
That totally made me lol in a quiet office! Just hope i don’t get busted reading blogs at work.
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Douche isn’t only a French word for shower, it’s also the Dutch word and possibly German.
Which gives all new meaning for Douche Gel for Men.
What I find hilarious is that he knows how to properly use the word connotation, spells it correctly, but can’t spell douche correctly and doesn’t have a clue what it means.
I guess it’s proof of his innocence?
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