Orc girls are easy

I generally avoid the official forums.

They are full of trolls and the temptation to join their ranks is often overwhelming.

But I was watching the forums out of curiosity about the proposed enchanting thing (which I will not be talking about until there is more substantiated information) and another thread happened to catch my eye.

WWF Plate Belts! Oh… yeah! Snap into.

My inner troll seized control and I entered the thread.

There was some general moaning and groaning about the inflation of belt size, which apparently has been brought about since Blizzard is now using models for the belts instead of “painting” a strip around our waists. So the belts have to be bigger to accommodate the art.

I’m actually OK with the new belts. I hear they are retardedly over-sized on gnomes, but what isn’t?

A thread like this just begs to played with.

(It’s a pain to read – “If my belt is going to be that huge I want the option to wear it slung over one shoulder a la WWF/WCW.”)

(“But then your pants will fall down.”)

(“Can’t see them under my robe anyway. Are you even sure I’m wearing pants right now?”)

(“Soooo whatcha doing later ^_~ lol.”)

I was honestly expecting an attack on my armory – “yeah you’re wearing pants and they suck” or something to that effect.

Instead, I get propositioned.

Lok’tar, my friends.