Kill Count: +1

“Pulling in 10”

10

9

8

Dammit, Jag! Where did you learn to count?

Got to get a shield on him before he’s out of…

Target out of range

Dammit, Jag!

Stupid tailwhip.

Add kiter is in range, got to get a shield on him before he’s out of…

Target out of range

Catch up, catch up, catch up.

“92%!”

Fuckfuckfuck.

Ok, we’re good, bring it!

Stupid fucking tailwhip.

“83%!”

Fuckfuckfuck.

Goddamn stupid fucking tailwhip.

Don’t die on me!

“75%!”

Fuckfuckfuck.

Get this bitch down, push the phase.

South pillar, south pillar, south pillar.

Top off, top off, top off.

Why am I the one that gets 4 people on my pillar?

Here comes the pain…

Jump!

Get that Barrier down, get my fiend out.

OMG that nova is going to go off… phew, someone got it.

Why isn’t the phase ending?

Why is his life still going down?

Can’t stop the DoTs!

It’s over, we’re all still alive.

Run to the middle, left flank.

“71%!”

Fuckfuckfuck.

Dance around the middle, clockwise.

Start.

Stop.

Start.

Stop.

“63%!”

Fuckfuckfuck.

Add tank is in range, get a shield on him.

Shit. Pink fire everywhere.

Dash to the other side.

Resume the dance.

Start.

Stop.

“52%!”

Fuckfuckfuck.

That was close.

Keep moving.

Start.

Stop.

Keep dancing out of the flames.

“41%!”

Fuckfuckfuck.

Where did my blue bar go?

Wait, is that a Mana tide?

Yes, there it is!

Start.

Stop.

“32%!”

Fuckfuckfuck.

They’re so close now, can’t hardly recover from one to the next.

Start.

“23%!”

Fuckfuckfuck.

OMG, shaking. So hard to press the correct keys.

Stop.

“12%!”

Fuckfuckfuck.

Can we actually do this?

Start.

Pally healer is down, save the add tank!

Burn him!

Stop.

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6 comments on “Kill Count: +1

  1. Rebecca says:

    Nice! Felt a bit like that on our LK kill way back when. Congrats to the kill :)

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  2. claisa says:

    wow were you on our raid on sunday night as you totally nailed the description of our first kill.

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  3. telanarra says:

    Congrats!

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  4. Corey says:

    I like that. It’s a much better description of the Nef fight than most guides. And, fuck that tail whip, anyway.

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  5. repgrind says:

    Grats. I haven’t even seen this fight yet. Oh. Oh hell. I better go find out if we’re doing this tonight. If we are, I have … less than 2 hours to study. /afk

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