This was posted to my About page:
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I am so glad to be able to provide this sort of help to the community, especially those peddling breast enhancement, erectile dysfunction solutions, and a brighter, whiter smile.
It was at least a good reminder to update that damn page.
(And the double “the” is not a typo on my part, I just copy/pasted.)